pobopolybius:

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Tegst poast 👍

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

I walked through the city and saw everyone–men, women, normal people, and children–all hard at work laying bricks. They were working furiously mixing clay, firing bricks, mixing mortar, laying bricks and building….something. I couldn’t see what it was from the street because it was so massive as to obscure itself, towering over all of us like the carcass of some dead god. I saw workers mixing mortar run out of water and solemnly draw lots to see who would have their throat slit to finish the mix with their blood.

“Hey, buddy,” I said to a worker passing by, “what are y'all workin on here?”

“Dunno,” he said with a shrug.

“Why work so hard, then?”

He shrugged again before returning to the endless, backbreaking work.

Everybody I spoke to who claimed to know what the monolith was or why they were building it said something different. Most people had no idea, knew they had no idea, and didn’t particularly care. Everyone agreed that it was necessary, that the terrible sacrifice couldn’t possibly be avoided, and it would all be worth it in the end.

I had to know, so I left the city and climbed to the top of the mountain for a better view. And I saw it. Towering over the city two miles high was a brick red cock and balls shooting a stream of brick red cum into the heavens, surrounded by letters a quarter mile high that said “ME WGEN….TFW WHEN…..ME WHEGN UR MOM”

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You must have a higher opinion of capitalism than I do

cappucosmic:

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Denji let this happen because:

  1. The cute girl asked
  2. He doesn’t have to do the fighting
  3. He’s tied up right next to her ass
  4. It’s just like that game Lollipop Chainsaw he played once

stealthrockdamage:

stealthrockdamage:

immortality through not being incapable of death but by coming back to life after you die no matter what is such a cool power like it’s just so fucking metal. you can rip me apart if you want, i’ll rise from my own viscera and all you’ll have done is piss me off

i cant even think of many good examples of characters with this power… like theres time loop stuff and that’s its own thing but im talkin someone who gets killed and just re-assembles on the spot no time fuckery. on some miss fortune shit. idk it just seems so cool especially like, because it would fucking suck to have that power! idk i’d love to see a character whose whole thing is just repeatedly exploding themselves simply because they can and there are no consequences in order to do whatever it is they need to do. but also kind of fucking hating their job. theres probably a great example of this archetype in something i’ve seen/read/played and enjoyed but am completely forgetting rn

mistgardens:

Salmonella girlie

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Based on:

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megnutk:

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so there’s this gacha i’ve been playing…

bewbin:

bewbin:

9x7 is easily the hardest in the times tables

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tagged: #they’re right 
fizzy-dizz:
“Reached ep 100 of HxH! batshit insane show
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fizzy-dizz:

Reached ep 100 of HxH! batshit insane show

shelbybunny:

db cooper got isekai’d by the plane and hes in the elf world now with all the money and parachutes he stole

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

I really dont think anything will literally, and I mean literally ever, replicate the effect Dragonball Z had on the black and the Hispanic communities

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never forget